The former WAG of Comrades Chairman 'GTB' Hewish last week blasted the claims that Hewish was a self made club man. Rita Razor-Toungue fumed " Most other couples would spend their time at the local dance or away at the sea side for the day, but oh no not GTB and I. Every night I would rattle off the drinks tariff - Double vodka & coke, Whisky & Pep, Two ordinary & a Pint of mixed. You name it we covered that price list back to front. Then GTB moved onto the Lottery King, the Bandit takings, the spinner, the meat draw, you name it GTB knew the CIU scene better than his Christmas Dinner. However Rita's horror was soon to follow "He of course took Refuge at the Com's and the CIU awards came flooding in, he told the press he learnt the CIU scene from the locals, but it was me, me me! Here we see the angry WAG protesting in the Coms carpark.
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