Saturday, 9 October 2010

'GTB' Hewish Bellows - "Bring Back The Birch'


As the government this week search for answers to Britains growing crimewave of law breaking activity Comrades stalwart Geordie 'GTB' Hewish threw open an invitation to Prime Minister David Cameron " Bring back the birch and horsewhip the scoundrels in the high street" He bellowed from the Comrades lounge. Indeed Hewish once famed for his hardline approach to Baggage handlers poured scorn on the 'softly softly' 2010 approach to layabouts and scroungers "Take then down Ladysmith & pelt them with Rotten Tomatoes" he cried "That will teach them some respect" He concluded. However reports that he was spotted building some Gallows to be erected just outside the Seghill Spar are yet to be confirmed. He we see Hewish in his heyday dealing with some toerags at Backworth Social Club in 1982.

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