OCD suffering former Seghill Chef 'Seghill Rainman' this week lifted the dark lid of truth as to his recent spell of sleeping in his front garden, he twitched his head to the left then the right, 'done the eyes' and then eventually explained all to the Hepster " You can leave the house and enter the house when the doormat is down, but not after the doormat has just being cleaned, you can still leave after it has being cleaned and also enter if it has not being cleaned, but you can never re-enter if it has being cleaned!!!!!! However disaster struck when long suffering 'Rainman WAG' was suddenly called to work a spate of night shifts " I suddenly realised that I had cleaned the doormat before I left the house, so I couldnt go back in, and Rainman WAG couldnt move the mat so I had to sleep outside until she could move the mat then let me in again! Here we see the crazed mat cleaning fanatic last thursday waiting for his WAG's long awaited return.
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