Brow beaten PM Gordon Brown last night made a last ditch attempt to clinch another tenure at number 10 by calling on Jesus! As Brown addressed the masses he called in an old favour from his holy pal, he told us "I proposed Jesus & his pal Moses for membership of the Bethlehem Comrades club some time back. Well he got into a scrap over an unfinished job he was subbying on. Apparently the wooden window frames he made didnt fit. I had to step in & break it up. I nearly had my members card removed. He has owed me a favour ever since" He told us. Here we see Gordon preaching his policies with Jesus lending a supporting voice in the front row, with a bemused onlooker close by.
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