OCD Suffering Seghill Chef, dubbed 'Rainman' last friday swung backwards & forwards at great pace, slapping his head frantically as he told us about the Thursday night capers at his homestead "When you have a number 2 on the door the squirts of Domestos must equal 4" he repeated again & again. Rainman is well known for turning Thursday night or 'deep clean' night into a full scale clean & tidy operation ran with military precision "I have my clipboard with the tasks to undertake such as taking all the kitchen furniture into the garden so I can scrub the skirting-boards, hoovering vertically & not horizontally for maximum dust control" However disaster struck last week when his long suffering WAG squirted the domestos 5 times not 4. It is rumoured that the whole toilet & matching bathroom suite was ripped out & replaced with immediate effect. Here we see the egg flipping frying fan after witnessing the dastardly deed.
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WHAT!!!!!
Yes sadly I have to admit I am the Rainmans WAG and I pushed him over the edge last week. I lost control of the bottled and as it was dropping I caught it by the trigger, of course this been fully loaded fired the 5th shot. Panic set in immediatley. knowing that Rainman had the level in the bottle marked and I had no way of changing it. I even thought of saying the bottle was faulty and go and buy a new bottle to hide my error. But living with a person with OCD, this was not the answer as he would want to see the offending bottle, so he could write and complain to the manufactures and demand a full refund. So I just had to sit on the bottom step and await the outcome of his stress.
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