The Squadron Leader this week rocked FE6 members with his announcement of his planned Naked Horseriding Charity Dash! "The whole event is designed to raise awareness of male cancer" he advised "I really feel that the Seghill fellas can be a bit bashful when it comes to such things" he continued. Indeed the brave plans involve a "300 yard dash across Seghill Welfare and then to the Spar and back" he remarked. Unfortunately the FE6 have being unable to confirm this or question whether this would be permitted on public decency grounds. "If I cant get permission it was fun practising anyway" concluded the Squadron Leader. Here we see the Squadron Leader in private practice only last weekend.
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There have been some unconfirmed reports that the infamous Squadron Leader sufferd an injury whilst on a daring coastal raid last Friday night. After a short spell out of action, the Squadron Leader was again on top form when members of the FE6 visited this week, however it was not all plain sailing as the Squadron Leader was furious that on Sunday night the promised video link to our headquarters was temporarily out of order and he was unable to participate in our usual business affairs. Squadron leader (whilst sipping his Kestrel super strength in bed) was furious that our engineers had "dropped the ball" at this crucial time and the special purchase of the 40" flat screen telly (next to the dartboard) had been a wasted investment as we had bought it for just such an eventuality. No doubt heads will be rolling at the next meeting.
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