Tomato Wags clash with Cucumber Crew

It all kicked off last Monday when the infamous Tomato Queen WAG Simpson & Tomato Princess WAG Malana were challenged to a street duel by the new kids on the block the Fordley 'Cucumber Crew.' WAG Simpson told us "They hunted us out on Gala day" she hurumphed "They told us their Cucumbers were streets ahead of our Tomatoes!" she scowled "Well I got the Tomaoto Princess, headed for Fordley, waited and ambushed them just outside the Bridge. Let me tell you, when they woke up covered in our Best Tomatoes they realised you dont mess with the Tomato WAGS!! Here we see the deadly duo waiting and ready to pounce.

'Cat' Stevens Shines Between Sticks

Chubby former Blake Arms third choice keeper Gary 'The Cat' Stevens yesterday spoke of his delight at making it in the Premiership last season with Bolton Wanderers. He told the Squadron Leader " I really have to thanks my Uncle Les who stuck by me at the Blake when the goals kept flying past me, that and my one to one training sessions I used to have with Comrades lynchpin Geordie Hewish, who was known as the 'flying panther' back in the late 50's" He concluded. Here we see the Ginger master keeping out Tevez and co late last season.

The Boys are Back in Town!

After a 6 month break setting up the FE6 movement across the pond the FE6 roared back into town on a high last week! The Chairman told an eager Comrades crowd; " We got the call from the president himself to set up a simlar FE6 movement in New York and California. Before we knew it we were working from Boston to Florida spreading the good word. Watch this space as the experts unveil more shenannigans from our local streets!

WAG Son's fury at FE6 Future

Long time FE6 fan young 'Ron Ronaldo' today blasted the news that the future of the FE6 was in jepordy, he told us "You must be joking, the FE6 have being an inspiration to us all, I for one have learnt the value of charitable campaigning purely through the FE6, its madness" he concluded. Word spread like wildfire throughout the streets of Seghill, and young Ron pictured here paying tribute to the recently trapped Chilean Miners left by stating "well its goodnight from me, but hopefully not goodnight from them?"

TIME TO SAY GOODBYE

Unfortunatly the FE6 has had close down, Due to our worst ever year of attendances by 50% of our members we are unable to continue our work.
There will be a meeting held at the turn of the year as to where we go from here.
I personally will do my best to get things up and running again with a new site and new members so keep checking this site for updates.
Thanks
Chairman

WAG delighted at Winning Future!

The Haddockmiesters WAG yesterday entered the FE6 Time machine and was delighted at what she saw! "Low and behold our numbers come up on the lottery!" Yes the former king of South Parade the Haddockmiester confirms the good news "It is true we are able to spend many a happy night together with cash to burn, we even consider buying the Coms!" However his WAG soon put paid to that idea "Hurrumph" she says, "Maybe the three mile at Gosforth, but never the Coms!" Here we see WAG F after the good news!

Ex-WAG Blasts GTB Hewish "I made him the CIU King" She Fumes

The former WAG of Comrades Chairman 'GTB' Hewish last week blasted the claims that Hewish was a self made club man. Rita Razor-Toungue fumed " Most other couples would spend their time at the local dance or away at the sea side for the day, but oh no not GTB and I. Every night I would rattle off the drinks tariff - Double vodka & coke, Whisky & Pep, Two ordinary & a Pint of mixed. You name it we covered that price list back to front. Then GTB moved onto the Lottery King, the Bandit takings, the spinner, the meat draw, you name it GTB knew the CIU scene better than his Christmas Dinner. However Rita's horror was soon to follow "He of course took Refuge at the Com's and the CIU awards came flooding in, he told the press he learnt the CIU scene from the locals, but it was me, me me! Here we see the angry WAG protesting in the Coms carpark.